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« on: May 01, 2016, 07:20:43 AM »

And there's this XXX Adult Video Store next to the interstate (why has the internet not put all those places out of business??)
This is what they had displayed on their marquee:

!!!  XXXCITE YOUR MOM WITH ONE OF OUR GIFT CERTIFICATES THIS MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!


Really?  Is there any person on this planet, much less in Texas, who would buy their MOM a porno gift certificate for Mother's Day?
I mean, your wife, I could see.  Your Dad or brother, sure. But your MOM???????????   Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2016, 08:12:15 AM »

So which would Mom find more critically-redeeming, Pride and Pretty-Good Ass, A Midsummer Night's Cream, or Ball in the Family?
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2016, 10:22:24 AM »

And there's this XXX Adult Video Store next to the interstate (why has the internet not put all those places out of business??)
This is what they had displayed on their marquee:

!!!  XXXCITE YOUR MOM WITH ONE OF OUR GIFT CERTIFICATES THIS MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!




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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2016, 08:37:05 AM »

That sounds like the beginnging of a joke.

Anyways we've now got guys getting their grandpappys PornHub gift cards for Christmas;

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2016, 12:41:37 PM »

The gift that keeps on giving... horrible visions.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2016, 06:07:20 AM »

Sometimes mums need love too guys.

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