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« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2014, 05:29:57 PM »

I actually have a few good ones but anyway: when I was a kid we had a spot on the roof of this building, eventually it got silly people would shift potted plants, sofas, chairs up there but I live in a small town so there wasn't really much to do. Lots of people came to know about it and hang out there, the majority of people used to p**s straight off the roof until it became a bit revealing to our spot, instead of people taking a slash on the flat roof there was a pipe going straight down into the roof. Assuming that such a device was guarded from rain water (looking back I think somebody probably took the protective rain cover off it, it's the only thing that makes any sense) people just started using this random pipe as a urinal - the assumption was that it ran off into gutters to make sure water didn't gather on the flat roof. Just to be clear I saw people p**s in this pipes endless times (thankfully I never needed to), do you know what the pipe went to? Air. Conditioning.. To this day I don't understand how this wasn't protected against rainwater but the number of people who knew the spot seemed to have a heavier toll than your average storm. I didn't go up there for ages and then out of the blue I was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage, they kept talking about roof tiles to me (in relation to a video I made) but according to several of my friends who were also arrested they were questioned because a poor mechanic that was called into fix the AC was completely soaked from head to toe by what he described as "stale urine" when he opened up a panel in the roof, it's so bad but I still lol about that to this day
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« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2014, 10:50:40 AM »

Had one last night.  I got real sick.  I barely made it home in time (walked the dog as the attack tried to work its magic).  As for making it to the restroom  and getting on the bowl in time, well, that was another story.   Thumbdown  Some mild cleanup involved.  Bluesad
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« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2014, 03:24:40 AM »

I hope I'm not late to this thread.

Anyway, my wife and I took our older son when he was about two or three months old to a lake to visit some friends of the family.  As we got there, we decided to eat at a lakeside restaurant.  At one point, my wife had him sitting up on a table so he could look at everyone sitting there.  He was cheerful, smiling and flailing his arms, basically belying that no craptastrophe was on its way. I happened to notice a stain on the very middle of his onesie.  I thought it was dirt at first, until it started to grow.  Before long, he had this conspicuous, growing brown blot on his front.  Despite that he made no telltale grunting noises, the kid had pooped so hard that it leaked out his front.  Still he cooed and laughed as if nothing were happening.  My wife took him to a bathroom, only to discover it had no changing table, and so changed him on the counter where she was met with menacing glares from guests.  There was also a young woman a few tables away who discreetly-but-quite-audibly said that we should buy better diapers.  My wife also discreetly-but-quite-audibly said, "Thanks for the advice, random childless person!"
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« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2014, 04:01:37 AM »

My wife also discreetly-but-quite-audibly said, "Thanks for the advice, random childless person!"

Right on, sister.  TeddyR Thumbup
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« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2014, 08:07:16 AM »

I got in a car wreck in 1984. I was driving-my girlfreind Kerrie Noble (whose parents were murdered in later years) and LeAnne Sivley. was on the far left. I hit a tree with a 1964 GMC pickup.
There was so much blood coming out of LeAnnes head I took my shirt off and wrapped it around her skull.
She broke her arm,had a skull fracture. I broke both my legs and got the scar on my face I still have today. Kerrie got a minor cut on her chin.
Blood was EVERYWHERE.
That was the single worst moment of my life-I thought I killed them all.
It wasnt my truck-It was Bud Mortimore's. I went to the junk yard a year later and got my hat-I washed all the blood off it.
By the way-Bud is the grandson of the guy who Edgar Bergen named his dummy Mortimore Snerd after in Decatur,Michigan. Edgar Bergan is from Decatur-look it up.
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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2014, 05:28:17 PM »

I got in a car wreck in 1984. I was driving-my girlfreind Kerrie Noble (whose parents were murdered in later years) and LeAnne Sivley. was on the far left. I hit a tree with a 1964 GMC pickup.
There was so much blood coming out of LeAnnes head I took my shirt off and wrapped it around her skull.
She broke her arm,had a skull fracture. I broke both my legs and got the scar on my face I still have today. Kerrie got a minor cut on her chin.
Blood was EVERYWHERE.
That was the single worst moment of my life-I thought I killed them all.
It wasnt my truck-It was Bud Mortimore's. I went to the junk yard a year later and got my hat-I washed all the blood off it.
By the way-Bud is the grandson of the guy who Edgar Bergen named his dummy Mortimore Snerd after in Decatur,Michigan. Edgar Bergan is from Decatur-look it up.

WOAH!  Scary, but lucky!
I can't think of Edgar Bergen without thinking of Paul Winchell.
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« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2014, 05:11:57 AM »

I got in a car wreck in 1984. I was driving-my girlfreind Kerrie Noble (whose parents were murdered in later years) and LeAnne Sivley. was on the far left. I hit a tree with a 1964 GMC pickup.
There was so much blood coming out of LeAnnes head I took my shirt off and wrapped it around her skull.
She broke her arm,had a skull fracture. I broke both my legs and got the scar on my face I still have today. Kerrie got a minor cut on her chin.
Blood was EVERYWHERE.
That was the single worst moment of my life-I thought I killed them all.
It wasnt my truck-It was Bud Mortimore's. I went to the junk yard a year later and got my hat-I washed all the blood off it.
By the way-Bud is the grandson of the guy who Edgar Bergen named his dummy Mortimore Snerd after in Decatur,Michigan. Edgar Bergan is from Decatur-look it up.


WOAH!  Scary, but lucky!
I can't think of Edgar Bergen without thinking of Paul Winchell.


Jerry Mahoney and Knuklehead were updated versions of Charlie and Mortimore Snerd!
Bud told me that his grandpa made fun of Edger Bergen in school because he played with dolls. Guess he got the last laugh on them hillbillys.
Heres  a picture of Lugosi on stage with Paul Winchell!

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« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2014, 12:42:11 PM »

I've heard a variety of horror stories from my father, Jim who happens to be a nurse.

Here are a few.

-A young boy came in with a severe blockage in his colon. Poor thing hasn't had a bowel movement in a long time. They removed his large intestine and squeezed the poo out of it like a tube of toothpaste and put it in buckets. And guess who got to take the buckets of feces out to the garbage! That's right, dear 'ol Dad!

-A biker who was training for the Olympics was biking down the highway at night when he got hit by a semi. His body was horribly mangled, with bones sticking out of limbs and blood everywhere. He was brought to the hospital but did not survive. Dad claims that was one of the most horrifying things he saw in his career.
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« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2014, 12:45:34 PM »

Also this is irrelevant to my life but THIS GUY...


(Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler)

Had to clean poo up OFF THE CEILING of a public restroom.
I don't understand it myself.

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