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« on: November 22, 2015, 10:15:34 PM »

It can be about a monster that's a crocodile head on one end and an alligator head on the other.  It has two mouths constantly eating but no butt, so it can't poop.  That's the reason it's so angry.

The sequel can be called GatorCroc, about a monster that's a crocodile tail on one and an alligator tail on the other.  It has two butts that constantly poop but no mouths to eat, so that's why it's angry.
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2015, 10:23:23 PM »

Ask SyFy. Knowing that they did Sharknado, Lavalantula, Sharktopus and countless others, I bet they'd do it!
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2015, 06:58:09 AM »

At least they can do something about a crocodile or an alligator with two or more heads. If sharks can have that, than I don't see why reptiles couldn't.
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2015, 10:37:07 AM »

Ask SyFy. Knowing that they did Sharknado, Lavalantula, Sharktopus and countless others, I bet they'd do it!
They haven't already? Them folks is slacking off!
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2015, 08:10:52 PM »

And, of course, it has to take place in Florida. The only state in the Union that is home to both crocs and gators in the wild.
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2015, 10:31:30 PM »

And, of course, it has to take place in Florida. The only state in the Union that is home to both crocs and gators in the wild.

Well, for a movie like this, it must be Alaska. We can't have anything logical for a film this great.
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2015, 06:29:14 PM »

And, of course, it has to take place in Florida. The only state in the Union that is home to both crocs and gators in the wild.

Well, for a movie like this, it must be Alaska. We can't have anything logical for a film this great.

Oh,oh...and the monster is part of the lore of the indigenous Easter Islanders of Nome.
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