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Kooshmeister
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Must have caffeine...


« on: July 12, 2007, 07:28:15 AM »


"I wanna drive!"
"No, it's my turn!"
"You always get to drive!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 07:38:57 AM »

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I don't care how many points a priest is worth!  I'm not running one over!
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 08:14:08 AM »

The humanoid version of TomTom was not very successful, as people claimed it was "pushy."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 09:22:46 AM »

Dammit Dalton, I was paid by Bond fans who say you look more sissy than Roger Moore.  Can't you just let Pierce Brosnan take over the wheel already?
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 09:55:23 AM »

Dalton: "Damn it dad, there's a reason the DMV took your license away! Now turn this car around this minute, we're taking you back to the retirement home!"
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 10:01:05 AM »

"Quick . . . pull my finger!  Pull my finger!"
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 12:54:57 PM »

"Wow!  That's a nice watch."  Timex?"
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eject...eject


« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 01:02:28 PM »

I want Starbucks NOW!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 01:19:10 AM »


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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 03:48:50 AM »

Another:

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Egad!  How did people drive before power steering?
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 04:30:36 AM »

I knew having the extra head transplant would screw up my driving!
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 03:04:05 AM »

You want to cuddle now?!?

Just break down and buy some power steering fluid already, you cheap bastard!
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