The Living Daylights

Kooshmeister · July 12, 2007, 07:28:15 AM

"I wanna drive!"
"No, it's my turn!"
"You always get to drive!"

DodgingGrunge · July 12, 2007, 07:38:57 AM

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I don't care how many points a priest is worth! I'm not running one over!

Derf · July 12, 2007, 08:14:08 AM

The humanoid version of TomTom was not very successful, as people claimed it was "pushy."

Mr. DS · July 12, 2007, 09:22:46 AM

Dammit Dalton, I was paid by Bond fans who say you look more sissy than Roger Moore. Can't you just let Pierce Brosnan take over the wheel already?

AnubisVonMojo · July 12, 2007, 09:55:23 AM

Dalton: "Damn it dad, there's a reason the DMV took your license away! Now turn this car around this minute, we're taking you back to the retirement home!"

The Burgomaster · July 12, 2007, 10:01:05 AM

"Quick . . . pull my finger! Pull my finger!"

Ash · July 12, 2007, 12:54:57 PM

"Wow! That's a nice watch." Timex?"

BlackAngel75 · July 12, 2007, 01:02:28 PM

I want Starbucks NOW!!!!

Inyarear · July 13, 2007, 01:19:10 AM

"It's too late! We're never
gonna hit Uwe Boll now!"

DodgingGrunge · July 13, 2007, 03:48:50 AM

Another:

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Egad! How did people drive before power steering?

Texdar · July 13, 2007, 04:30:36 AM

I knew having the extra head transplant would screw up my driving!

Yaddo 42 · July 14, 2007, 03:04:05 AM

You want to cuddle now?!?

Just break down and buy some power steering fluid already, you cheap bastard!