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« on: July 13, 2007, 01:04:24 AM »

Create a funny caption for this scene from The Karate Kid III.

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. 
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 01:28:32 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 03:56:56 AM »

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OK, once again you're right Mr. Miyagi.  Democrite of Abdere was a hack.  If air had substance, surely we'd feel its weight in our hands.  Now can we stop this and make dinner?
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 06:40:32 AM »

Oh Daniel Son...you must have b@lls this big to try another Karate Kid movie.  You're 40 years old now.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 08:20:42 AM »

Daniel: "Okay Master, I know you owe Claude Raines a favor, but how does helping him move into his new apartment help me with my training?"

Miyagi: "It helps you to shut the hell up. Now be careful you don't drop anything. The last thing you want is the Invisible Man p**sed off at you."
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 12:31:26 PM »

Now carefully lift the turbocharger into Wonder Woman's transparent jet . . .
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »

When can we start juggling with real balls?
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 10:00:20 PM »

Listen, you sh!t in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first.
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 10:10:39 PM »

Shouldn't there be some sort of music playing if we're line dancing? 
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 01:42:39 AM »

And now Daniel-san, I will teach you to pop and lock.
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 02:50:26 AM »

You are still not ready for a job waiting tables at Chili's, Daniel-san.

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 12:51:01 PM »

- Sensei, are you sure John Travolta did this in Saturday Night Fever?
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 01:14:54 PM »

Daniel-son, when evaluating a bull for purchase, remember that the bull with the heaviest testicles will produces the best offspring. .
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2007, 08:13:09 PM »

Miyagi:  "When serving a bottle of wine to a customer, you hold it like this, label side up so they can read it.  Oh, your stance is too wide, it makes you look like you're pooping in your pants."
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