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« on: July 13, 2007, 01:04:24 AM »

Create a funny caption for this scene from The Karate Kid III.

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You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 01:28:32 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 03:56:56 AM »

OK, once again you're right Mr. Miyagi.  Democrite of Abdere was a hack.  If air had substance, surely we'd feel its weight in our hands.  Now can we stop this and make dinner?

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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 06:40:32 AM »

Oh Daniel must have b@lls this big to try another Karate Kid movie.  You're 40 years old now.

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 08:20:42 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 12:31:26 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »

When can we start juggling with real balls?

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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 10:00:20 PM »

Listen, you sh!t in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first.

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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 10:10:39 PM »

Shouldn't there be some sort of music playing if we're line dancing? 


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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 01:42:39 AM »

And now Daniel-san, I will teach you to pop and lock.

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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 02:50:26 AM »

You are still not ready for a job waiting tables at Chili's, Daniel-san.

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 12:51:01 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 01:14:54 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2007, 08:13:09 PM »

Miyagi:  "When serving a bottle of wine to a customer, you hold it like this, label side up so they can read it.  Oh, your stance is too wide, it makes you look like you're pooping in your pants."

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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 11:13:37 AM »

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