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Karate Kid Part III Caption

Started by Ash, July 13, 2007, 01:04:24 AM

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Ash

Create a funny caption for this scene from The Karate Kid III.

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. 
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!"

Inyarear

"This is the 'Holding Up Drunken Dolly Parton' move."

DodgingGrunge

QuoteOK, once again you're right Mr. Miyagi.  Democrite of Abdere was a hack.  If air had substance, surely we'd feel its weight in our hands.  Now can we stop this and make dinner?
++josh;

Mr. DS

Oh Daniel Son...you must have b@lls this big to try another Karate Kid movie.  You're 40 years old now.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AnubisVonMojo

Daniel: "Okay Master, I know you owe Claude Raines a favor, but how does helping him move into his new apartment help me with my training?"

Miyagi: "It helps you to shut the hell up. Now be careful you don't drop anything. The last thing you want is the Invisible Man p**sed off at you."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

indianasmith

Now carefully lift the turbocharger into Wonder Woman's transparent jet . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

The Burgomaster

When can we start juggling with real balls?
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

CheezeFlixz

Listen, you sh!t in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first.

sideorderofninjas

Shouldn't there be some sort of music playing if we're line dancing? 
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

BlackAngel75

And now Daniel-san, I will teach you to pop and lock.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Yaddo 42

You are still not ready for a job waiting tables at Chili's, Daniel-san.

Ralph, this is how Henry Winkler warmed up for saying "Aaay!" on the set. Do it with me.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Dr. Whom

- Sensei, are you sure John Travolta did this in Saturday Night Fever?
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

ghouck

Daniel-son, when evaluating a bull for purchase, remember that the bull with the heaviest testicles will produces the best offspring. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Jack

Miyagi:  "When serving a bottle of wine to a customer, you hold it like this, label side up so they can read it.  Oh, your stance is too wide, it makes you look like you're pooping in your pants."
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Poogie

"Okay......................you're ready for, The Price is Right, show."
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...