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Bad Movie Lover

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« on: July 20, 2007, 11:51:09 AM »

"History is made by stupid people; clever people wouldn't even try..."
Bad Movie Lover

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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 02:02:29 PM »

I had no knowledge that sweatshop labor was being used to produce my clothing line.  Both me and my partner, Wal-Mart, are deeply saddened by this realization and are doing everything in our power to remedy it.

Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 02:15:04 PM »

Don King called a press conference to personally disavow any use of a steroid-based hair relaxer.

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 03:17:39 PM »

Both Houses of Congress, I have to come to calm the fears of the American public...Crystal Pepsi does not alter a person's fashion sense one single iota...


"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
Dedicated Viewer

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I'll never be a member of ACE with this body.

« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 03:40:57 PM »

If that Mike Judge A-hole tries to get me to do Idiocracy 2. I'm gonna whup his @$$.

I'll Be Back...unless they want to wait another 20 years to do the sequel.
The Burgomaster
Aggravating People Worldwide Since 1964
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 06:08:20 PM »

Richard Roundtree announces the blaxploitation version of THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 07:00:59 PM »

Carl Weathers announce the making for of Rocky 7: Son of Apollo.

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 09:29:27 PM »

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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 10:01:19 PM »

Condoleezza Rice makes her bid for the presidency. "If one of you asks me one more f*cking question about how I plan on fixing the situation in Iraq, I'm gonna make your outsides look like you insides! Now tell me I'm beautiful! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2007, 10:23:03 PM »

I am not a crook.

Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
Yaddo 42
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2007, 01:07:36 AM »

Thulsa Doom was a big geek even into his college years.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2007, 12:07:50 PM »

" I know, I know, I'm wearing my wifes moo moo, just get past it, my suit is being altered as I speak. Now let's get back to the real issues."

Question from audience: " Excuse me sir, is you're hair getting altered too?"

Bad Movie Lover

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 09:47:13 AM »

... oh yeah, and to the owner of a yellow hummer, your car is parked on a guy.

Mr. DS
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B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2007, 11:04:57 AM »

See I told you all that I could make an outfit from I Party supplies. 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Bad Movie Lover

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 08:57:46 PM »

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper...and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuurrrious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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