Main Menu

A Future President

Started by Inyarear, July 20, 2007, 11:51:09 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Inyarear

"History is made by stupid people; clever people wouldn't even try..."

DodgingGrunge

Quote
I had no knowledge that sweatshop labor was being used to produce my clothing line.  Both me and my partner, Wal-Mart, are deeply saddened by this realization and are doing everything in our power to remedy it.
++josh;

Andrew

Don King called a press conference to personally disavow any use of a steroid-based hair relaxer.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

sideorderofninjas

Both Houses of Congress, I have to come to calm the fears of the American public...Crystal Pepsi does not alter a person's fashion sense one single iota...
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

MeanStreaka4337

If that Mike Judge A-hole tries to get me to do Idiocracy 2. I'm gonna whup his @$$.
I'll Be Back...unless they want to wait another 20 years to do the sequel.

The Burgomaster

Richard Roundtree announces the blaxploitation version of THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

BlackAngel75

Carl Weathers announce the making for of Rocky 7: Son of Apollo.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast


AnubisVonMojo

Condoleezza Rice makes her bid for the presidency. "If one of you asks me one more f*cking question about how I plan on fixing the situation in Iraq, I'm gonna make your outsides look like you insides! Now tell me I'm beautiful! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Dennis


Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Yaddo 42

Thulsa Doom was a big geek even into his college years.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Poogie

" I know, I know, I'm wearing my wifes moo moo, just get past it, my suit is being altered as I speak. Now let's get back to the real issues."

Question from audience: " Excuse me sir, is you're hair getting altered too?"
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

Goji_girl

... oh yeah, and to the owner of a yellow hummer, your car is parked on a guy.

Mr. DS

See I told you all that I could make an outfit from I Party supplies. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

jdlarch

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper...and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuurrrious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.