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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« on: July 20, 2007, 11:51:09 AM »

"History is made by stupid people; clever people wouldn't even try..."
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 02:02:29 PM »

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I had no knowledge that sweatshop labor was being used to produce my clothing line.  Both me and my partner, Wal-Mart, are deeply saddened by this realization and are doing everything in our power to remedy it.
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 02:15:04 PM »

Don King called a press conference to personally disavow any use of a steroid-based hair relaxer.
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 03:17:39 PM »

Both Houses of Congress, I have to come to calm the fears of the American public...Crystal Pepsi does not alter a person's fashion sense one single iota...
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MeanStreaka4337
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I'll never be a member of ACE with this body.


« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 03:40:57 PM »

If that Mike Judge A-hole tries to get me to do Idiocracy 2. I'm gonna whup his @$$.
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I'll Be Back...unless they want to wait another 20 years to do the sequel.
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 06:08:20 PM »

Richard Roundtree announces the blaxploitation version of THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
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eject...eject


« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 07:00:59 PM »

Carl Weathers announce the making for of Rocky 7: Son of Apollo.
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 09:29:27 PM »

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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 10:01:19 PM »

Condoleezza Rice makes her bid for the presidency. "If one of you asks me one more f*cking question about how I plan on fixing the situation in Iraq, I'm gonna make your outsides look like you insides! Now tell me I'm beautiful! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2007, 10:23:03 PM »

I am not a crook.
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2007, 01:07:36 AM »

Thulsa Doom was a big geek even into his college years.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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uuummmmmm.....BOO!


« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2007, 12:07:50 PM »

" I know, I know, I'm wearing my wifes moo moo, just get past it, my suit is being altered as I speak. Now let's get back to the real issues."

Question from audience: " Excuse me sir, is you're hair getting altered too?"
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 09:47:13 AM »

... oh yeah, and to the owner of a yellow hummer, your car is parked on a guy.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2007, 11:04:57 AM »

See I told you all that I could make an outfit from I Party supplies. 
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 08:57:46 PM »

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper...and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuurrrious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
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