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« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2007, 12:16:34 PM »

Whalers on the moon. I love it. Karma.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2007, 09:25:00 PM »

The Cybermen were always kind of cheesy looking....


Special hazmat suits were developed just for cleaning up after Mickey Rourke and Brad Pitt.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2007, 08:21:20 AM »

ROBOT MONSTER :The sequal.

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« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2007, 02:05:32 AM »

I didn't know that little guy from Buck Rogers had a family.

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2007, 01:35:14 PM »

"So you managed to save Robby the Robot?"
"And what did you do with him after that?"
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2007, 12:40:19 AM »

"Aw, geez, who farted? Oh, never mind..."

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The real story behind "The Charge of the Light Brigade."

That happens to be one of my favorite movies, there bub.  But not the crappy 70's version.  The 40's version wit Errol Flynn and Olivia De Havilland.

As for my take on the whole thing...
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2007, 10:24:54 AM »

"Chicken! Fight like a robot!" You're right boss! Going to the party as a squad of Berzerk robots IS cool.

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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2007, 02:50:51 PM »

Ey, oh, ey, oh. Sure hope I don't fall down

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2008, 02:19:32 AM »

Is this a #2 pencil? I can't take this test unless I have a #2 pencil...and I prefer Faber-Castel.

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2008, 11:48:55 AM »

Everybody remember where we parked!

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« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2008, 12:22:01 PM »

Taking safe sex to a whole new level.
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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 03:49:39 PM »

Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who i am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in japan, i am the modren man

I've got a secret i've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain i.b.m.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-i'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, i'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, mr. roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, mr. roboto
For helping me escape just when i needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
Now everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm kilroy! kilroy! kilroy! kilroy!

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2009, 11:48:58 PM »

In the future, billiards will be much more dangerous to play.
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