The Mysterious Island

[AndyC]

"Uh...captain? I gotta pee."

[Jack]

Well, I'm sure these suits will protect us from the harsh environment...the problem is we can't fit through the door.

[Derf]

"Aw, geez, who farted? Oh, never mind..."

or

The crew of the Nautilus had to take extreme measures when Captain Nemo developed a love for spicy Mexican food.

[Jordan]

I am Hans-bot! Ya, und I am Franz-bot. And veer going to pump [clap!], YOU UP! 

[flackbait]

One thought that everyone shared was "I feel like a bloody moron in this thing!"

[AndyC]

The long-anticipated sequel to Project Grizzly

[Andrew]

The real story behind "The Charge of the Light Brigade."

[Mr. DS]

I don't care how long it takes, its opening night and we need to get this dance routine perfect.  From the top, a one and a two and a...

[JaseSF]

The evolution of the human species? Detached heads on robot bodies?! Egads!

[AndyC]

Michelin, because so much is riding on your tires

[Jack]

All together now:  "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout".

[Raffine]

"Aw, Ralphie! Wait for us! C'mon!"

[Khaz]

-Others to guy on left- "dude! where is your torso? I have heard the expression of legs all the way up to your smile, but, don't you think you are taking it a bit too far?"

[BlackAngel75]

I am Hans-bot! Ya, und I am Franz-bot. And veer going to pump [clap!], YOU UP! 

I like that.  Karma for you, buddy.

My caption:
Just like all the versions before it, This version of the Power Rangers didn't go too well on tv.

[Wortcov]

"We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune."