The Mysterious Island

[AndyC]

Whalers on the moon. I love it. Karma.

[Yaddo 42]

The Cybermen were always kind of cheesy looking....

or

Special hazmat suits were developed just for cleaning up after Mickey Rourke and Brad Pitt.

[Flangepart]

ROBOT MONSTER :The sequal.

[BlackAngel75]

I didn't know that little guy from Buck Rogers had a family.

[Inyarear]

"So you managed to save Robby the Robot?"
"Yes."
"And what did you do with him after that?"

[IzzyDedjet]

"Aw, geez, who farted? Oh, never mind..."

Karma

The real story behind "The Charge of the Light Brigade."

That happens to be one of my favorite movies, there bub.  But not the crappy 70's version.  The 40's version wit Errol Flynn and Olivia De Havilland.

As for my take on the whole thing...
Guy in the center:  Uh...Guys?  Would one of you scratch my butt please?  I can't seem to reach it

[Justy]

"Chicken! Fight like a robot!" You're right boss! Going to the party as a squad of Berzerk robots IS cool.

[Musk Massacre]

Ey, oh, ey, oh. Sure hope I don't fall down

[jdlarch]

Is this a #2 pencil? I can't take this test unless I have a #2 pencil...and I prefer Faber-Castel.

[sprite75]

Everybody remember where we parked!

[Cthulhu]

Taking safe sex to a whole new level.

[WingedSerpent]

Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who i am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in japan, i am the modren man

I've got a secret i've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain i.b.m.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-i'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, i'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, mr. roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, mr. roboto
For helping me escape just when i needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
Now everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm kilroy! kilroy! kilroy! kilroy!

[Pennywise]

In the future, billiards will be much more dangerous to play.