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I know where my towel is.

« on: August 03, 2007, 05:09:52 PM »

Serious film, but this picture seems to have some potential:

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 05:19:26 PM »

Please stay for dinner, I'm sorry for earlier.  I thought I was grabbing the two cantaloupes on the counter.  I have one bad eye remember?

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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 05:25:46 PM »

Don't reach into the tank . . . I don't want the pirhana to get your fingers as well as my eye!

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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 05:59:09 PM »

The last time I touched a woman I lost an eye.  I'm hope you'll forgive me if I'm overly cautious...

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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 10:26:08 PM »

George had watched one too many hygiene films while in the service, hence the rubber gloves.

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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2007, 10:54:02 PM »

I'm calling Maury.  That baby looks Mexican to me.

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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 02:48:46 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2007, 05:30:03 AM »

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2007, 09:52:38 PM »

And this is my brand new expresso machine and........hey, you've been working out, sweetie!

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 08:15:57 AM »

"Oh baby, you too sexy for your shirt!  Let me take it off!!

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Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!

« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 11:39:42 AM »

Allow me to comfort you with these new rubber gloves I've just invented.

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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 05:17:09 PM »

Now you've seen the eyepatch, let me show you the peg leg and the parrot.

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2007, 07:20:06 PM »

Eye-patch: 500 Yen
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Finding a girl willing to give it a try: Priceless.

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 01:01:05 AM »

OK lean closer....closer...a little you may want to close at least one of your eyes for this next part...

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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 05:52:26 PM »

The Japanese rip-off of Escape From New York called Escape From Tokyo.
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