Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007

[Andrew]

Serious film, but this picture seems to have some potential:

"I still don't hear any screaming.  What are the odds of both lobsters being mute?"

[Mr. DS]

Please stay for dinner, I'm sorry for earlier.  I thought I was grabbing the two cantaloupes on the counter.  I have one bad eye remember?

[indianasmith]

Don't reach into the tank . . . I don't want the pirhana to get your fingers as well as my eye!

[DodgingGrunge]

The last time I touched a woman I lost an eye.  I'm hope you'll forgive me if I'm overly cautious...

[Dennis]

George had watched one too many hygiene films while in the service, hence the rubber gloves.

[BlackAngel75]

I'm calling Maury.  That baby looks Mexican to me.

[AnubisVonMojo]

"Yes Helena, I think once we've removed your arms things will go much smoother for both of us..."

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Now all I need is Chiyo and my Azumanga Daioh waxwork collection will be complete!"

[Yaddo 42]

And this is my brand new expresso machine and........hey, you've been working out, sweetie!

[Jack]

"Oh baby, you too sexy for your shirt!  Let me take it off!!

[Jordan]

Allow me to comfort you with these new rubber gloves I've just invented.

[Flangepart]

Now you've seen the eyepatch, let me show you the peg leg and the parrot.

[Justy]

Eye-patch: 500 Yen
Rubber Gloves: 1500 Yen
Finding a girl willing to give it a try: Priceless.

[jdlarch]

OK lean closer....closer...a little closer...now you may want to close at least one of your eyes for this next part...

[Pennywise]

The Japanese rip-off of Escape From New York called Escape From Tokyo.