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« on: August 10, 2007, 06:46:58 AM »

Come up with a funny caption for what Ymir might say.


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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 09:13:09 AM »

Tragically, Ymir's violent confrontation with Congress was fuelled by a misunderstanding of the term "illegal alien".
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 09:43:35 AM »

Is this where I catch the 5:30 bus to the pier?
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 11:05:09 AM »

The Ymir lashes out violently after a paparazzi attempts to take a photograph of the poor alien creatures genitals.
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2007, 05:41:15 PM »


The closest female is how far?
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2007, 09:18:35 AM »

Okay, he asked for it! Who else is going to call me a guppy monster?! Anyone?!
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 10:11:23 AM »

Any one else wanna try and park his car on my tail!
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 02:45:28 PM »

Take my parking space, willya?
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2007, 04:11:22 PM »


That'll teach you to poke me with a @#%^#@# stick!!
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2007, 09:56:45 AM »

Ymir was upset that he didn't get the Godzilla part in that new B-Monster movie.
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2007, 09:14:59 PM »



That'll teach you to poke me a @#%^#@# stick!!


Ha!  Now that is perfect!  Let me add another in that same vein:

"We're going to need a bigger stick."
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 01:29:31 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 02:11:08 AM »


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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2007, 11:19:51 AM »

WADDAYA MEAN THIS IS THE LINE FOR THE MEN'S ROOM?!?!?!
I gotta pee so bad I can taste it.  Cut a guy some slack here.
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 12:53:46 PM »

This town isn't big enough for us both, Godzilla..... And I sure as hell ain't the one to leave
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