20 Million Miles To Earth

Ash · August 10, 2007, 06:46:58 AM

Come up with a funny caption for what Ymir might say.

"Is there an ATM around here?"

indianasmith · August 10, 2007, 09:13:09 AM

Tragically, Ymir's violent confrontation with Congress was fuelled by a misunderstanding of the term "illegal alien".

Mr. DS · August 10, 2007, 09:43:35 AM

Is this where I catch the 5:30 bus to the pier?

Jordan · August 10, 2007, 11:05:09 AM

The Ymir lashes out violently after a paparazzi attempts to take a photograph of the poor alien creatures genitals.

Andrew · August 10, 2007, 05:41:15 PM

The closest female is how far?

Goji_girl · August 11, 2007, 09:18:35 AM

Okay, he asked for it! Who else is going to call me a guppy monster?! Anyone?!

Dennis · August 11, 2007, 10:11:23 AM

Any one else wanna try and park his car on my tail!

Yaddo 42 · August 11, 2007, 02:45:28 PM

Take my parking space, willya?

trekgeezer · August 11, 2007, 04:11:22 PM

That'll teach you to poke me with a @#%^#@# stick!!

asimpson2006 · August 12, 2007, 09:56:45 AM

Ymir was upset that he didn't get the Godzilla part in that new B-Monster movie.

Andrew · August 12, 2007, 09:14:59 PM

Quote from: trekgeezer on August 11, 2007, 04:11:22 PM

That'll teach you to poke me a @#%^#@# stick!!

Ha! Now that is perfect! Let me add another in that same vein:

"We're going to need a bigger stick."

BlackAngel75 · August 16, 2007, 01:29:31 AM

MUST... HAVE... KRISPY... KREME... NOW!!!!!!

Inyarear · August 16, 2007, 02:11:08 AM

"Make fun of my credit rating, will they!?"

IzzyDedjet · August 29, 2007, 11:19:51 AM

WADDAYA MEAN THIS IS THE LINE FOR THE MEN'S ROOM?!?!?!
I gotta pee so bad I can taste it. Cut a guy some slack here.

Potato king · August 30, 2007, 12:53:46 PM

This town isn't big enough for us both, Godzilla..... And I sure as hell ain't the one to leave