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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2007, 09:48:52 AM »

Spock is depressed there is someone more wooden then he.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Bad Movie Lover

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2007, 05:13:52 AM »

An orifice I've yet to try, but if it will save Earth, damnit James T. Kirk can do it.

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2007, 07:12:26 AM »

Hmm...reply hazy, ask again.

(Kirk shakes her head again)

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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.

« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2007, 12:24:16 PM »

Wow, you're right, I can see my reflection on her head. Damn, I'm good looking!

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2008, 01:19:11 AM »

OK, I've tried my hand on her shoulder, now let's see if she reacts when I place my hand.........thusly!
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2008, 09:11:39 AM »

Come on, baby.  Let's go back to my place and I can show you my Kirk unit.

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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2008, 06:02:53 AM »

At the request on AndyC  TeddyR

Decker: "Trevor's underpantsitis terribilus disease is spreading, Captain Kirk! You've got a rug on so you're the lucky one!"  Wink

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
Bustin' makes me feel good !
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...

« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2008, 12:16:30 PM »

How can I fit Britney Spears in this shot ?


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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2009, 10:31:13 PM »

"Hello, hello? Oh wait, I forgot to use the knob in her throat to switch her on."
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