Running with the Trek theme

[Khaz]

At the request on AndyC 

[Shadow]

One of the Enterprise crew's lesser known adventures was when they encountered the planet of Sinéad O'Connor fans.

[Inyarear]

"So, Mrs. Picard, what are you going to name your son?"

[IzzyDedjet]

You better come with me before the bozo in the back flicks your ear again

[BlackAngel75]

Fight the real enemy: The Klingon

[Joe the Destroyer]

"So, do you think she's bald everywhere?"

[AndyC]

"You know captain, If you stare long enough, you can almost make out three sixes"

or

"I know what you're going through. Come, I know some people who can cover that up so it's almost undetectable."

[Jack]

It's just a mannequin Jim, you're not gonna get any action there.

[Khaz]

My god! You're right! When you hold her head up to a light, you CAN see the baby chicken inside!

[AndyC]

Star Trek: The Motion Picture.... As much fun as watching hair grow

[KyroBesran]

"Now, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to lick your head."

[AndyC]

"All right. Just keep watching. She might start acting any second."

[Mr. DS]

Oh wait, we have the batteries in backwards. 

[Yaddo 42]

They screwed up my LoveDoll order! Again!

The captain was too distracted by the zombiied Stephen Collins sneaking up behind them.

Hold still, I'm checking to see if my rug is on crooked.

Would you read this script my agent gave me and tell me what you think. It's for a cop show called TJ Hooker. I trust your opinion, Persis, you pick projects so well.

[BlackAngel75]

Wait she's mumbling something; a song it sounds like.  It sound like... "Nothing compares...  Nothing compares to you..."


or


I think I can see the future in her head.  All it reads is "Star Trek 11: When Kirk met Spock"