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Joe the Destroyer
« on: October 26, 2007, 05:07:02 AM »

Minotaur horns: sharp, precise, and surprisingly easier to swallow than the CG in Attack of the Gryphon.
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 07:44:24 AM »

Does Gene Simmons have a sister?

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 10:17:16 PM »

Beef Tongue: It's What's for Dinner, Until It Attacks

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 12:45:36 AM »

This was the only way Diane could properly read her line.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 01:07:07 AM »

Wow, talk about being horny.

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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 10:33:16 PM »

Despite the constant nagging from her mother, she never did chew her food before swallowing.

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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2008, 02:19:20 AM »

So this is what happens if we take out your that an overbite or an underbite?

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Hi there!

« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 04:53:59 PM »

an easy way to detect if your sister is in fact an alien: give her some ghost peppers.

yeah no.
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