Minotaur Caption

[Joe the Destroyer]

Minotaur horns: sharp, precise, and surprisingly easier to swallow than the CG in Attack of the Gryphon.

[AndyC]

Does Gene Simmons have a sister?

[Yaddo 42]

Beef Tongue: It's What's for Dinner, Until It Attacks

[IzzyDedjet]

This was the only way Diane could properly read her line.
"Muuuuumph, nurgle narff"

[BlackAngel75]

Wow, talk about being horny.

[Alex Undead]

Despite the constant nagging from her mother, she never did chew her food before swallowing.

[jdlarch]

So this is what happens if we take out your retainer...is that an overbite or an underbite?

[Leah]

an easy way to detect if your sister is in fact an alien: give her some ghost peppers.