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"The Giant Claw" Haiku
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December 12, 2007, 12:15:36 PM »
Look, up in the sky.
Antimatter space buzzard.
Like a battleship.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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That's a good one.
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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here, far, far, far, in the sun, sun, sun. I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes, far, far, far, in the sun, sun, sun.
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Pilots meet space bird.
bailing out not good option.
Aviator guano.
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
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Googly-eyed buzzard
Fights against macho airman
Buzzard's goose is cooked.
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Hollis
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Oh the great beauty
That once flew high above
Roasted space buzzard
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Horrific monster,
Although he looks a lot like
Jimmy Durante!
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Giant claw in the air.
Rodan just laughs his ass off.
the claw is so dissed.
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