The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Alex]

I am glad for you and I hope you had a great time.

I wonder if the descendents of Sheb Wooley (Wilhelm Scream) are entitled to residuals or any sort of payment for its useage?

[ER]

Late last night after a perfectly wonderful evening I was upset because my twenty-four-year-old boss (the boss at a different job than the family business) jumped all over my co-worker and me about something that was inarguably not our fault, but today I'm not letting it get to me because ultimately despite his trying to blame down the chain, his supervisor is nailing him to the wall both for the error (which, granted, is not his fault either, but blame travels up) and for trying to assign blame on others. Ahhhhh... Doesn't today feel a lot better than last night, Dice?

[Alex]

If you drew a penis on a vampires face while it was sleeping, they'd have no way of finding out about it.

And yet Bela Lugosi's hair was perfect.

I've always assumed that perfect hair was one of the perks of being a vampire like turning into a bat and being welcomed into any ladies boudoir.

[Svengoolie 3]

Do vampires ever fart and belch? 

[ER]

According to an old Stephen King story The Night Flyer, vampires pee red into urinals, and only the urine is visible in a mirror, not the vampire.

[Leah]

Moving someone isn't easy. Moving someone from an ex is harder. Moving someone from a not so mentally stable ex is harder on the physical and mental sides

[indianasmith]

I am just tired of everything tonight.  Tired of hate and name-calling, tired of just about everyone I live with, tired of hustling my a$$ off to sell my books and still never getting that big break I hope for, just tired of life in general.  I think I need a good long night's sleep and a day with my kids and I'll be my usual bouncy self again.  I hope so - this attitude is NOT me.

[AoTFan]

I want a sitcom where the villains from old 80's cartoons all now live together. A bit like the Golden Girls.

I think I saw something like that on Robot Chicken...

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[ER]

You guys ever notice there is a certain smell to a snowy day? Like cold and ozone and this wintry smell come together? That's one of my favorite scents. 

[indianasmith]

You guys ever notice there is a certain smell to a snowy day? Like cold and ozone and this wintry smell come together? That's one of my favorite scents. 

Sadly, we don't get real snow often enough down here for me to remember what that smells like . . .

[ER]

You guys ever notice there is a certain smell to a snowy day? Like cold and ozone and this wintry smell come together? That's one of my favorite scents. 

Sadly, we don't get real snow often enough down here for me to remember what that smells like . . .

Imagine a freezer combined with a thunderstorm.

[Svengoolie 3]

Is it possible I died in 2014 and only thought I survived,  but am actually in hell?

[ER]

Is it possible I died in 2014 and only thought I survived,  but am actually in hell?

No, dear, as long as you are experiencing any pleasure, you are not in Hell. In Hell you burn forever in torment and darkness, whereas here you can overeat and masturbate.

[Alex]

Is it possible I died in 2014 and only thought I survived,  but am actually in hell?

No, dear, as long as you are experiencing any pleasure, you are not in Hell. In Hell you burn forever in torment and darkness, whereas here you can overeat and masturbate.

What about people who enjoy pain and torment who go to hell?

[indianasmith]

Is it possible I died in 2014 and only thought I survived,  but am actually in hell?

No, dear, as long as you are experiencing any pleasure, you are not in Hell. In Hell you burn forever in torment and darkness, whereas here you can overeat and masturbate.

What about people who enjoy pain and torment who go to hell?

They get the comfy chair!!!