Badmovies.org Radio - "Todd the Convenience Store Clerk Part 2"

[Andrew]

Todd is back, and he has positively identified the kind of monster that is visiting his convenience store: they are zombies.  So, Todd needs my advice about the walking dead.  I hope that Todd hears this before the zombies eat his brains.

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[Patient7]

Hahahahaha.  I love it!  However, what do you do if they can only die by being completley destroyed?  I've been having this problem for a while now.

[Andrew]

Hahahahaha.  I love it!  However, what do you do if they can only die by being completley destroyed?  I've been having this problem for a while now.

Purchase a heavy-duty woodchipper or learn how to operate a road roller.  Those seem to be the best choices.

[Demented One]

Eh chainsaws are not as useful as Ash makes em seem, the chain could readily break and the noise would attract more Zombies. You'd be better off with a crowbar,... or Chuck Norris.

[Alan]

Zombies, for some reason, are a recurring theme in my Creative Writing class.  I was wondering, do zombies have bowel movements?  They could be there just to use the bathroom.