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« on: January 19, 2008, 04:11:37 AM »

When I saw Darksider's thread titled "Dolly & Cell Phone", the first thing I thought of was Dolly Parton.   Wink
Create a humorous caption from this screenshot of the bad/good movie "Rhinestone".
(that movie is just begging to be reviewed here!)

Sly: "One of these days you're gonna put someone's eye out with those things!"
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 04:27:36 AM »

"Hey, it echoes... echoes... echoes... echoes..."
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 08:54:38 AM »

"Don't point those at me!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 11:37:17 AM »

Sorry Dolly no sequel, this film is almost ruining my career as it is. 

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 01:22:15 PM »

"You know, Dolly, some people might think you're cute.
But me, I think you're one very large baked potato."
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2008, 03:05:33 PM »

Pull my finger.

I bent my wookie!
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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 05:59:21 PM »

I don't think they're real ... pop'em out let's just see if they are real.

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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 11:15:10 PM »

Dolly: You think Rambo 4 will be good idea more than 20 years from now?


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Only my head is tiny...

« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2008, 01:44:03 PM »

Yeah, you're laughing at me now, but after Whitney Houston ruins one of your best songs, and still makes a s**t load of money off of it, THEN we'll see who's laughing! 
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2008, 08:44:42 PM »

I told you...I stopped telling that "Mountain Dew" joke when I was 13!

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2008, 09:22:26 PM »

Listen, my name's want my brother Frank for this movie.  I keep telling you: I CAN'T SING!  Haven't you ever seen Paradise Alley, for God's sake?


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