Dolly & Sly

[Ash]

When I saw Darksider's thread titled "Dolly & Cell Phone", the first thing I thought of was Dolly Parton.  
Create a humorous caption from this screenshot of the bad/good movie "Rhinestone".
(that movie is just begging to be reviewed here!)


Sly: "One of these days you're gonna put someone's eye out with those things!"

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Hey, it echoes... echoes... echoes... echoes..."

[AndyC]

"Don't point those at me!"

[Mr. DS]

Sorry Dolly no sequel, this film is almost ruining my career as it is. 

[Inyarear]

"You know, Dolly, some people might think you're cute.
But me, I think you're one very large baked potato."

[Texdar]

Pull my finger.

[CheezeFlixz]

I don't think they're real ... pop'em out let's just see if they are real.

[sideorderofninjas]

Dolly: You think Rambo 4 will be good idea more than 20 years from now?

[D-Man]

Yeah, you're laughing at me now, but after Whitney Houston ruins one of your best songs, and still makes a s**t load of money off of it, THEN we'll see who's laughing! 

[soylentgreen]

I told you...I stopped telling that "Mountain Dew" joke when I was 13!

[TheDope]

Listen, my name's Sylvester...you want my brother Frank for this movie.  I keep telling you: I CAN'T SING!  Haven't you ever seen Paradise Alley, for God's sake?