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« on: April 01, 2008, 07:10:12 AM »
http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/archive.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1207044774&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&

We're all doomed...
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 10:42:19 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 10:55:28 AM »
Don't ya just love April 1st?  One of these years I am going to actually do what I keep meaning to do for April 1st:  review a film, Badmovies.org style, that is a great movie.  Can you "Seven Samurai" or "The Thing" done like that?
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 11:29:10 AM »
I've never played HALO, but Mr. Boll seems to be a competent director, and I look forward to seeing this.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 03:43:24 AM »
Ah, if it were true... I'm sure Microsoft has enough sense to not let something like that sink like the Titanic immediately.  I think Boll should just stick to movies he couldn't possibly screw up the plot for, like Postal.  Maybe we can talk him into doing a Tetris movie...
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 04:51:56 AM »
That was too frightening to be funny Buggedout. So now we've got the cheapest (Uwe-Halo) and the most expensive (Zelda) April Fools pranks all at once. This wasn't an easy one! And the sad thing is, were it true, I'd probably still see it because I've waited so darn long for a Halo movie.

The picture made me bust a gut, I'll give you that.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 02:19:41 PM »
Lol, the link is a Rick Roll!
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2008, 03:09:21 PM »
Hey, "Evil Dr. Taloc" says it will be good...

If you disagree, take it up with him, "IF YOU DARE"
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