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« on: April 01, 2008, 07:10:12 AM »

We're all doomed...
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 10:42:19 AM »

 Buggedout Buggedout
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 10:55:28 AM »

Don't ya just love April 1st?  One of these years I am going to actually do what I keep meaning to do for April 1st:  review a film, style, that is a great movie.  Can you "Seven Samurai" or "The Thing" done like that?

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 11:29:10 AM »

I've never played HALO, but Mr. Boll seems to be a competent director, and I look forward to seeing this.
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 03:43:24 AM »

Ah, if it were true... I'm sure Microsoft has enough sense to not let something like that sink like the Titanic immediately.  I think Boll should just stick to movies he couldn't possibly screw up the plot for, like Postal.  Maybe we can talk him into doing a Tetris movie...
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 04:51:56 AM »

That was too frightening to be funny Buggedout. So now we've got the cheapest (Uwe-Halo) and the most expensive (Zelda) April Fools pranks all at once. This wasn't an easy one! And the sad thing is, were it true, I'd probably still see it because I've waited so darn long for a Halo movie.

The picture made me bust a gut, I'll give you that.
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Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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"If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram"

« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 02:19:41 PM »

Lol, the link is a Rick Roll!

"His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!" - James Madison
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2008, 03:09:21 PM »

Hey, "Evil Dr. Taloc" says it will be good...

If you disagree, take it up with him, "IF YOU DARE"

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