Jail

[Scott]

Best of luck.  You are an irrepressible scamp, so you'll be missed.  See you in 60 days, or slightly less. 

Eh, I've been fed plenty of stuff that was almost, but not entirely, unlike food.  Don't even mention turkeyloaf (meatloaf made with turkey).  One year, our chowhall ran out of money in late August.  To make the budget stretch, they fed us meatloaf every day until October (when they got next year's budget).  Lunch and dinner for more than a month:  turkeyloaf.  It was pretty much a soggy mass of vaguely turkey-flavored hash covered with turkey gravy.

I swore if it made an appearance at breakfast, I would snap and try to destroy the messhall on the spot.  Fortunately, that never happened.

RCMerchant, as Andrew has clearly explained to us things could always be worst.




Just to be fair those potatoes don't look to bad.

[CheezeFlixz]

[odinn7]

Sorry to hear that....take care of yourself. I'll keep you in my thoughts.

[Rev. Powell]

Dang, RC, that really and truly sucks.  This place won't be quite the same without you.

I was in a holding cell for 12 hours once on an unpaid ticket.  It was the Dallas county jail.  At that time Dallas was the per-capita murder capitol of the USA.  As an impressionable 20 year old being caged up with guys with visible knife scars and bullet holes cured me of my lawbreaking ways. 

I've bailed friends out of drunk tanks in rural areas, though, and those jails were a lot less frightening.

I gave my baloney sandwich away to a fellow inmate, who acted like he'd won the lottery, so I can't comment on the food.

Hope the time passes quickly and you grow stronger through this ordeal.

[Patient7]

Best of luck.  You are an irrepressible scamp, so you'll be missed.  See you in 60 days, or slightly less. 

Eh, I've been fed plenty of stuff that was almost, but not entirely, unlike food.  Don't even mention turkeyloaf (meatloaf made with turkey).  One year, our chowhall ran out of money in late August.  To make the budget stretch, they fed us meatloaf every day until October (when they got next year's budget).  Lunch and dinner for more than a month:  turkeyloaf.  It was pretty much a soggy mass of vaguely turkey-flavored hash covered with turkey gravy.

I swore if it made an appearance at breakfast, I would snap and try to destroy the messhall on the spot.  Fortunately, that never happened.

RCMerchant, as Andrew has clearly explained to us things could always be worst.




Just to be fair those potatoes don't look to bad.

How did they snap a picture in mid-purge??? 

[RCMerchant]

 I go in Monday nite. It's good to have freinds to make you laff .... I needed a good one. THANK YOU ALL!!!!! You guys really are THEE BEST!!!  (Ooops! Mebbe I shouldn't use the beer cheer...hehehe!  )

[Scott]

You know RCMerchant we have quite a few members here on the forum. Have you ever considered making a break? With the right preperations we might be able to get you out quick.........

Just say the word. You can count on us.    

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkkeXlF9Ado&feature=related

[RCMerchant]

Thanks for the offer, Scott, but I figure I'd go this route....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-BkJqxX4f4

...the only hitch I have to work on is that there's no cliff or ocean. But I'm ironing out the details.... I'm working on that...!

[Ash]

It could always be worse RC...   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QblqBp9NT8M

[RCMerchant]

 Well....If it gets too bad....I'll just stay calm and rational....like this...!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiRV-GIJOec

[Rev. Powell]

I've got an easier way!



I'll trade it to you for the deed to Baltic Avenue.

[Scott]

If a break out doesn't work you can always volunteer you body towards medical research to reduce time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUvv3yqyhE&feature=related

[Allhallowsday]

I hope to keep this thread alive until our friend comes home. 

In honor of our friend, RCMerchant (BELA) I offer THE FLAMIN' GROOVIES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWXiWbnQATU 
... and of course, RAMONES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl3xVRautUg 
And of course, JUNE: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psERFM_vB0g

[Allhallowsday]

CARNIVAL OF SOULS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o4AePKA-Qs

[Patient7]

I'm not sure if this is right but...

Aqualung?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QqZmtq5LhFo