Speaking of Zombies: How would YOU do it?

[ghouck]

OK, so you're tasked with coming up with the outline for a Zombie flick. ..How would you do it? Here's mine:


It takes place in USA, just as the internet was becoming popular:

1. An animal gets the zombie virus from drinking out of a puddle that is contaminated by toxic waste, spilled by the US Government.
2. All animals get the zombie virus, chaos ensues.
3. People get the zombie virus, more chaos.
4. The zombie virus becomes the first real virus to replicate itself as a computer virus, virtual chaos.
5. All the computers connected to the internet get the virus, international virtual chaos.
6. The now infected computers and automated machiney at GM, Ford, Boeing, Lockheed, etc, start making robots, ,robot zombies.
7. The only computer not infected is used to try and hack the infected systems.
8. It doesn't work and all the information on the computer gets sucked up by the now zombified internet.
9. That computer happened to be the computer of which a martial-arts master kept all his info, , so, , all the zombie robots, people, and animals, learn (forcibly), Kung-Fu, and start using it on each other.
10. People start uploading all kinds of other martial arts, to try and counter the Kung-Fu. At least one robot has a mowhawk, looks like Chuck Liddell, and pounds the crap out of another robot that resembles Hulk Hogan.
11. The people that aren't infected (who's numbers are shrinking), try uploading all kinds of stuff to stop, , well, , everything by now. This will be shown as all kinds of crazy crap like 10-story robot-zombies line dancing, or re-enacting Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. There is at least one reference to a scene from "Xanadu", and possibly "Flashdance".
12. An obviously female zombie robot does a strip tease, using an antenna tower for a pole.
13. A group of 60 foot zombie robots re-enact the campfire farting scene from "Blazing Saddles".
14. In the end, , all the pollution caused by the robots will cause acid rain, , the zombie virus's only natural enemy.
15. Some hot chick shows her boobs.
16. In a "drawback scene", we learn that there were intergalactic bookies watching the whole time from space, running a betting operation on the major battles. On their betting board, there are odds for "Aliens vs. Astro Investigation and Defense Service", paying homage to Peter Jackson's "Bad Taste".
17. Some alien chick shows here boobs. She should have some number OTHER than 2 of them, perhaps 5 or 7. If she does have to have an EVEN number of them, one should be right in the middle of her back, presumably for slow dancing.

[AndyC]

Oh, yeah! Way to rip off Scarlett Fry's Junkyard Hooterfest!

[Torgo]

How about a zombie flick in which Rip Taylor is the carrier and everyone he bites winds up eating human flesh while also acting like Rip Taylor.

[AndyC]

How about a zombie flick in which Rip Taylor is the carrier and everyone he bites winds up eating human flesh while also acting like Rip Taylor.

And right before the big climax, he bites Charles Nelson Reilly and creates a super beast.

[Shadow]

How about a zombie flick in which Rip Taylor is the carrier and everyone he bites winds up eating human flesh while also acting like Rip Taylor.

And right before the big climax, he bites Charles Nelson Reilly and creates a super beast.

Throw in Paul Lynde and you're golden.

[Torgo]

How about a zombie flick in which Rip Taylor is the carrier and everyone he bites winds up eating human flesh while also acting like Rip Taylor.

And right before the big climax, he bites Charles Nelson Reilly and creates a super beast.

Throw in Paul Lynde and you're golden.

  Maybe we could get Troma/Lloyd Kaufman to finance it.

[CheezeFlixz]

I'd have people become zombies from playing video games to long and you'd only be able to kill them with a NES light gun.

[ghouck]

How about a zombie flick in which Rip Taylor is the carrier and everyone he bites winds up eating human flesh while also acting like Rip Taylor.

And right before the big climax, he bites Charles Nelson Reilly and creates a super beast.

The sequels could do the same with Pee Wee Herman, or maybe William Shatner.

I. . . feel. . .the need to. . . eat some ... human .. . .brains. . before I starve.

[Fearless Freep]

I'd have people become zombies from playing video games to long and you'd only be able to kill them with a NES light gun.

I wanna see the training montage of everybody playing Duck Hunt

[Patient7]

Two words

Zombie Midgets.

that's it, a small town overrun by a hoard of zombie midgets.

[ghouck]

Two words

Zombie Midgets.

that's it, a small town overrun by a hoard of zombie midgets.

I like it, ,, but, , ,would they turn people into regular zombies, , or midget zombies?

[Rev. Powell]

Oh, yeah! Way to rip off Scarlett Fry's Junkyard Hooterfest!

I gave you a karma point earlier today for one of your humorous captions.  Remind me I owe you another next time I see you.

[Patient7]

Two words

Zombie Midgets.

that's it, a small town overrun by a hoard of zombie midgets.

I like it, ,, but, , ,would they turn people into regular zombies, , or midget zombies?

Actually, it's more like Zombie Lake when nobody else turns into a zombie for some reason, just my own little major plothole.  It's also like Zombie Lake in that there is almost too much nudity.

[Phaedrusz]

Two words

Zombie Midgets.

that's it, a small town overrun by a hoard of zombie midgets.

I like it, ,, but, , ,would they turn people into regular zombies, , or midget zombies?

Midget Albino Zombies.

[SynapticBoomstick]

Midget Albino Zombies.

Zombinos?