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CountryFolk Can Survive

« on: June 16, 2008, 10:16:32 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 11:16:27 AM »

What the Hulk's offspring would look like.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 11:42:17 AM »

Try as he might, the Jolly Green Giant just coudn't resist a little human action. 

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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 12:40:56 PM »

When blue babies get jaundice.

"[It has] a special Zombie Puppet Cam that lets you see all the people die at Puppet Level! It's one thing to say, 'I wonder what it would look like if a puppet with a dentist's drill in his head ran straight at your brain and just drilled his way right through.' But it's another, entirely DIFFERENT thing when you say 'What would the same thing look like if you were eight inches high so all you could see was this enormous blood-spouting brain?'"-Joe Bob on PUPPET MASTER
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 03:08:12 PM »

Yeah, mom really liked the creme de menthe when she was pregnant.

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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 03:14:05 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 04:18:15 PM »

When the Hulk's kids don't get their meals in time they get angry. And you don't want to see them like that.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 09:57:45 PM »

"Arr, me father was a tree!"
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 10:39:07 PM »

Another colored person is born!

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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2008, 11:55:18 PM »

So Hulk  and Wonder Woman really DID . . .

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 12:34:21 AM »

The first recorded "Greens" singer.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 07:37:17 PM »

Before they were giants....

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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 02:29:10 AM »

Kirk - It doesn't look like me at all!
Green Alien Chick - Well it's yours and you're going to help raise it!
Kirk (to self) - Maybe I can get that 5 year mission extended to 10...

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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 05:47:29 PM »

What happens when Tree Huggers become Tree Humpers...  Twirling

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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2008, 11:11:36 PM »


This is what happens when vegetarians breed.

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