Any Stephen King Flick

[ER]

Heed women's warnings!
Advice for male characters
In Stephen King flicks.

[Patient7]

Kid buys a nice car
the car is very evil
kid dies with the car.

[the Rev. J. Darkside]

Why, 'Lawnmower Man'?
Stephen King does not love you.
Please die forever.

[metalmonster]

Immortal creature
Had Sex With His Own Mother
Then They Ate Some Kids



-This Is About The Movie SLEEPWALKERS

[jimmybob]

folks get up and buy a dog
turns out it's creature from th' bog
No need for stephen King
to go out on a wing

-Jimmybob

[SynapticBoomstick]

My dog ate a deer
and caught a bad case of worms.
Is his ass bleeding?

[monta]

I have been to Maine
Castle Rock scares me, for oh
so many reasons

[100Nights]

Surrounded by fog
and religious fanatics
I attempt suicide

[CactusZac]

Buried Church last night
Now he's stinking up the house
Bye Herman Munster

[CactusZac]

Gage Creed flies a kite
Joey Ramone sings a song
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK

[CactusZac]

Pennywise the clown
John Ritter is very scared
A spider?  That sucks.

[CactusZac]

Alcoholic authors
then some scary s**t happens
we get it Maine blows

[CactusZac]

Miss Torrance? Hello?
Is there anybody here?
And then came an axe

[CactusZac]

Billy losing weight
Got road head, hit a gypsy
Have a slice of pie!

[CactusZac]

Tom Hanks dick was hurt
Michael Clarke Duncan healed it
Then he got the juice