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« Reply #17295 on: July 22, 2017, 11:33:54 AM »

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YOUR FAVORITE LETTER!! LOL  TeddyR

Ha!!

Figured if I owned the longest BMDO post, I might as well try for shortest too.
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« Reply #17296 on: July 22, 2017, 01:16:38 PM »

Just had my first proper car crash. Two cars were travelling infront of us when the first one slammed on his brakes, so the second guy did, then we did. Car number two managed to stop just short of number one, but although I got the speed down pretty low, it still caved in the crumple zone on the hire car I was driving, which bumped the second car into the first car. The guy in the second car said car number one had been driving a bit erratically for a while and it turned out he'd been driving for seven hours without a break.

Anyway, luckily no one was hurt and our car was the one damaged the most. The one we hit was a Land Rover, and his back window got smashed. The car in front has a slightly bent bike rack.
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« Reply #17297 on: July 22, 2017, 06:21:25 PM »

My big brother Dwain is ten years older than me, and I VERY rarely get to put one over on him.  But today was one for the books in that department!



Tim, my brother-in-law, was asking Dwain about his new car, and how fast it could go, and then asked Dwain how many speeding tickets he had gotten.

Dwain responded, "None - I don't speed."

  Now, while that may be true today, I happen to have anecdotal evidence to the contrary from the distant past, so I interjected:
"This from the man who made it from El Paso to Dallas in seven hours?"

  Dwain blinked and gave me a look, then chuckled and said:  "Well, I had my day."

  His wife Denise looked at him incredulously and said: "That's, like, 750 miles, isn't it?  That's impossible!"

  Dwain gave her a little smile and said:  "Not when you drive like I used to."
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« Reply #17298 on: July 23, 2017, 12:46:56 AM »

You know how sometimes when you're alone you'll sing some stupid random stuff instead of the actual lyrics to the song?  Is there a word for that stuff?
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« Reply #17299 on: July 23, 2017, 10:22:07 AM »

I think it would've been funnier if the Imperial Stormtroopers in Rogue One had worn red shirts above their armor.
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« Reply #17300 on: July 23, 2017, 11:00:23 AM »

You know how sometimes when you're alone you'll sing some stupid random stuff instead of the actual lyrics to the song?  Is there a word for that stuff?
Improvisation? Maybe? Sometimes I think the lyrics people think up are better than the ones originally there.
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« Reply #17301 on: July 24, 2017, 05:12:42 PM »



Somebody should take he script for one of the classic zombie movies and replace every reference to living dead with a reference to clowns.  Same exact movie, except no instead of zombies trying to eat you and infected people becoming zombies, infected people become clowns.  No other changes. 

... Well, maybe replace the moaning with laughing and horn honking.  Nothing else. 
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« Reply #17302 on: July 24, 2017, 06:24:07 PM »

I love making Paella, it's not only easy but it's delicious.
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