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« on: May 19, 2018, 06:42:51 PM »

OK, here are ten random braindroppings that make no sense whatsoever!  Feel free to add your own nonsense phrases to the list.

1.  When the snake falls in love with the waterhose, it's time to buy a new pair of boots!    (I like to trot this one out and pretend it's a piece of folk wisdom I heard.)
2.  All roads lead to the dog barking up the wrong tree, so divided we fall, but with six you get egg rolls.
3.  When in Rome, the guilty dog gathers no moss.
4.  The magic has gone away, but Peru still makes his money.
5.  Buffalo puppies are cuter than squirrel poop!
6.  How many roads must a man walk down before he gets to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
7.  Fuzzle Murps!
8.  Did you know that Commerce spelled backwards is Ecremmoc?
9.  Why did Kilroy kill Roy?
10.  Monkey nostrils!!!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2018, 05:30:50 AM »

"Less is more."

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2018, 05:54:05 AM »

I almost always use the phrase "I can pay cash money for that."  Question
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2018, 05:56:27 PM »

" i know, right?"
this drives me crazy! if you know, why are you asking ME if you're right???
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2018, 03:27:26 AM »

" In a pig's eye!"
WTF does that even mean? When I was a kid, we (as in me and my brother Mike) lived in this foster home, who was this single 70 year old lady, who made us eat peas soup. And she never talked. Anyway she had this old...photograph? It was colorized. Of some kid in a buster Brown suit. With his creepy sister. And we thought it was watching us.
So we told the old bag that- and she screams "In a pig's eye!"
And we thought that the eyes were those of a pig?
Thanks for scaring the f**k outta me, ya old b***h!  Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2018, 06:30:30 AM »

And we thought it was watching us.
So we told the old bag that- and she screams "In a pig's eye!"
And we thought that the eyes were those of a pig?
Thanks for scaring the f**k outta me, ya old b***h!  Buggedout

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