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« Reply #75 on: July 20, 2011, 11:51:25 PM »

I watched SKYLINE in the theaters . . .  Buggedout
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« Reply #76 on: July 21, 2011, 12:01:03 AM »

I watched SKYLINE in the theaters . . .  Buggedout

So did I. There was not one character in that movie that I didn't enjoy seeing die. Usually I complain that a movie tries too hard to make you like the characters, in Skyline they didn't try at all. It was like "Here's a bunch of a***oles, hope you like them. . "
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« Reply #77 on: July 21, 2011, 01:11:11 AM »

Once, I bought this cool metal cube. I was in my attic playing with it when a bunch of sharp hooks came out of nowhere and ripped me into pieces.

That happened to me, too!  Even worse, it itched like a mofo when I was resurrected and consumed other people whole to get my flesh back.

Really? I just got a bunch of nails driven into my skull. Had migraines ever since. But I got a cool leather outfit out of the deal.

Yeah, well they pretty much leave those cubes lying all over the place. An attractive nuisance, if you ask me. Used to be the Cenobite menace had a certain amount of class, but those days are over. Heck, the last one I tangled with had the "superpower" of attacking me with some nasty cigarette burns. No way to go through the afterlife.
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« Reply #78 on: November 07, 2011, 03:50:24 AM »

Bring back this topic.

When I was kid it was de rigueur to ride on the back of somebody's bike. Well I was riding on the back of my brother's bike when for some reason or other I lost my footing. What happened was that I immediately fell back onto the back tire of my brother's bike. The moving tire, which I sat on and then proceeded to rip apart all my delicate seat bits. There's no way to play that off cool.

There's a lot of dental stories here, so I thought I should mention that the week I got my wisdom teeth pulled was the best week ever. When they pulled my wisdom teeth, I was a tiny slip of a boy, maybe a hundred pounds at a good time. The drugs they gave me were way too strong.

Here was my week. Wake up, eat some ramen, brush my teeth, take a pill. I basically slept for a week straight. Fantastic. If I could sleep for a living, I'd sign up no questions asked.
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« Reply #79 on: November 07, 2011, 01:59:46 PM »

...Mac and Me?
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« Reply #80 on: November 07, 2011, 02:37:44 PM »

All I can say is "ouch." Some awful stories here!

Both of my most painful experiences have been bicycle related. When I was about eight, I was riding my bike past the local shopping mall when I saw what looked like a dirt path that went off into the woods behind the mall. Curious, I decided to ride my bike down that path and see where it went. Unfortunately, the "path" ended at the top of a wall behind the mall's Dumpsters. I couldn't stop the bike in time and went flying off the top of the wall, fell about six feet, and landed on the side of my face. (I suppose I was lucky I didn't crash directly into one of the dumpsters, or I might not even be here today!) Like an idiot, I got back up and rode my bike back home through a haze of blood and pain (fortunately it was a short ride), and I remember my poor Dad was in the front yard doing yard work when I came screaming up the driveway, he took one look at me and nearly had a heart attack, my face and clothes were covered in blood and dirt and I must've looked like an outtake from a zombie movie. Long story short, it took several hours in the emergency room for the docs to clean all the dirt, grit and gravel out of my face and several stitches at the corner of my mouth to close where I'd ripped my lip.

Years later, I'd upgraded to a ten speed bike, and was riding it down a particularly steep hill on my way to go play some video games at a friend's house. I reach the bottom of the hill, try to slow down at the bottom... brakes don't work. In a panic, I look up - telephone pole. BLAM! Smack into it head on and  hit the ground. My brother, who was riding in front of me, kept right on going and had no idea anything had happened till he turned around to say something to me and I wasn't there! He turned around and found me in a heap on the ground bleeding from my knee and a gash on my head. That got me my first ride in an ambulance and six more stitches in my knee. I haven't been on a bicycle since then.  TeddyR

Oh, and about two weeks ago I fell off the roof of my RV trailer while I was covering it up with a tarp for the winter. I attached the tarp to the front of the trailer, hopped up onto the roof from the rear, pulled it all the way to the back, and was going to jump back down to the ground by climbing off the roof onto the attached spare tire. Well, I missed the spare and went crashing all the way to the ground. I still have some bruising on my chest and my arms. The pain wasn't too bad, but the nagging from the wife which is still going on ('next time wait for me to bring you the ladder dammit, you could've broken your neck!' etc.) is unbearable.
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