Wish Corruption Game

[indianasmith]

He is, but he thinks you are Lex Luthor.

I wish I could lose 50 pounds!

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. You no longer have a torso. I suggest a closed casket funeral.

I wish Uwe Boll would retire.

[retrorussell]

Granted.. but only from fishing.

I wish Michael Bay broke his neck.

[diamondwaspvenom]

But then someone'll kick him in a fit of rage and his neck would snap back into place. :(

I wish I was Electric Man.

[akiratubo]

But then someone'll kick him in a fit of rage and his neck would snap back into place. :(

I wish I was Electric Man.

Granted, but now everyone and everything you touch is fried to a crisp.

I wish I were taller.

[indianasmith]

You are, but your bones are so brittle from stretching you can't walk.

I wish Anne Hathaway would fall hopelessly in love with me.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. But shortly after falling in love with you she hits an all time low in her career and has to leave you due to financial problems.

I wish Megan fox could act.

[WingedSerpent]

Granted.  But that alerts Darkseid to Earth, and your city is taken over by parademons.

I wish I could shapeshift into any animal.

[dolemite]

Granted, but your always a female and it's mating season.

I wish I could travel through time.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted, you are now Doctor Who's assistant. Though on your first day with him you- Oh s**t! What's that! Don't blink!



You are now dead.

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was slaughtered.

[Rev. Powell]

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was slaughtered.

Granted, but they become martyrs and inspire dozens of copycat groups. 

I wish there were more hours in a day.

[Mr. DS]

Granted though now your work schedule has been tripled.

I wish Bill Cosby would stop acting so self righteous.

[retrorussell]

Granted, but now all he does is go "Shnizzum shnazzum jello pudding new Coke!" and other such nonsense.

I wish people would just give me money and I didn't have to work for it.

[Mr. DS]

Granted though its Monopoly money.

I wish people wouldn't p**s on toilet seats.

[indianasmith]

Granted.  Now they poop on them.


I wish I could quit my job and hunt arrowheads full time . . . and still get paid.