Top 10 BAD movies-
1.BRIDE OF THE MONSTER-Lugosi and Tor Kidnap a girl to make a race of giant supermen....Bela wrestles a rubber ocotpus. Yup-coolest movie EVER.
2.BLOOD FREAK-An Elvis wannabe smokes pot and turns into a turkey.No-really.
3.PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE-Sweet Jesus-just watch it-without drugs.Do it on drugs...you might od.
4.ROBOT MONSTER-See above.A gorrila with a space helmut and a Lawrence Welk bubble machine takes over the world. If 2012 in December happens like this....you got to worry.
5.NINJA TERMINATOR-Indescribable. Insane kung fu madness...and Garfield and a plastic robot.
6.HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND-Big boob girls vs a cheezy monster and a goofy spider.
6.The BRAIN THAT WOULDNT DIE--A nut job mad doctor ends up accidently decapitating his girlfreind-so he keeps her gourd alive in a lasagna pan and she makes buddy with a f**ked in the head monster. Yeah-and she's a real b***h too.
8.MANOS-THE HANDS OF FATE-Torgo and the Master do....well...I dunno.
9.DESTROY ALL MONSTERS-Godzilla,Rodan,Ghidrah,and an ass load of rubber monsters f**k up planet earth. Best giant monster movie EVER.
10.MANIAC-Lets put it this way...a nut eats a cats eyeball-"Not unlike a grape". Girls fight with hypodermic needles-and "FIRE IN MY BRAIN!"
Yeh-thats what Im talking about,baby.
THAT is why I LOVE BAD movies!
Oh-and these are only MY top ten-All the maniacs on this board can recommend much crazier s**t.
Try Andy Milligan-or the heartbreaker-this separates the men from the boys-
SEXETTE,WILD WOMEN OF WONGO,MESA OF LOST WOMEN,oh my god...its all so sad....
BUT ITS ALL TRUE!
11.SEXETTE....dig THIS,Daddy O...Sweet Jebus onna cross-I wanted to gouge out my eyes and stick a pencil in my ear when I first became aware that humans-actual PEOPLE-not nazis or lizard aliens-construted this!
SWEET JEBUS?!? WHY?!?
Yeah- said 10...but I lied-i meant twenty-maybe I'll turn into 50...I duno....
12.DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN-Afro Drac vs rotton pumpkin face Frankenstein monster.
13.GLEN OR GLENDA?-Who the f**k knows? By the end of the movie-we all question our sanity.
14.ORGY OF THE DEAD-Ed Wood scripted-strippers in a grave yard and Criswell...monsters to pity...monsters to be despised.Girls are pretty-the werewolf and mummy think so.What the f**k was going on with Ed Wood? Was he totally off his rocker?
15.ASTRO ZOMBIES-A good reason to answer the question-"Why did you kick the s**t out of your TV?"
16.GURU THE MAD MONK-No-NO-NO-NOOOO. Gawd help me.
17.BLACKENSTEIN-AHHH. So bad it gives me a Bad Movie orgasm.
18.PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH-Actually this is a good film.REALLY .
HAHAHA! I LIE! This is the worst piece of s**t EVER!!!!
19.TROLL 2-Better than TROLL 1.No it aint.Yes it is...I dunno--its a f**ked paste up s**t fest.And I love it.
20.Any Ed Wood,Andy Milligan,Godfry Ho,Larry Buchanan,Jerry Warren,Ron Ormand movie you can see...watch em all-change your life,baby.
I love BAD movies. They make me Laugh.They make me cry.
Dammit-they're just plain FUN.
And thats what its all about,man.
Because-well-its the future,baby-and....
....and that about somes it up...maybe...or not.