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Trevor
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« on: August 20, 2015, 07:44:36 AM »

I bought the unrated Director's Cut of Uwe Boll's Alone in The Dark yesterday.  Buggedout  Buggedout

I only paid ZAR29.00 for it (about $3) but I'm still wondering what could be wrong with me to make me buy that thing.

Oh: I'm a bad movie fan - that must be it.  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2015, 01:55:06 PM »

Trevor, you are far bravier then me.

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2015, 05:36:32 AM »

Trevor, can I just suggest watching it in sections of no longer than 20 minutes without a break. I am not worried about it being a Uwe Boll film, I just worry what that much exposure to Tara Reid's acting without cgi sharks to break it up might to do you. I keep getting a mental image of a scene very similar to the face melting bit in Raiders Of The Lost Arc.
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2015, 01:57:10 AM »

Trevor, can I just suggest watching it in sections of no longer than 20 minutes without a break. I am not worried about it being a Uwe Boll film, I just worry what that much exposure to Tara Reid's acting without cgi sharks to break it up might to do you. I keep getting a mental image of a scene very similar to the face melting bit in Raiders Of The Lost Arc.

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If you have read my review on here, then you'll know what it did to me.  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2015, 03:01:47 AM »

I just hope you never find a copy of the sequel.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2015, 02:10:40 AM »



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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2015, 06:07:11 AM »

I think it's because the movie was 3 dollars... if it was 30 dollars then we need to talk  Smile
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2015, 06:15:44 AM »

I think it's because the movie was 3 dollars... if it was 30 dollars then we need to talk  Smile

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