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« on: June 27, 2022, 10:31:08 AM »

Just for a bit of context, the KV-2 was a WW2 Soviet tank.


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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2022, 02:00:06 PM »

I think my brain just hurty thinking about having reading that.
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2022, 07:24:25 AM »

Someone probably relied on a translation web site and really characteristic national assemblied (which is what some translation sites tend to translate sexual congress to in some East Asian langues) themselves in the process. 

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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2022, 01:16:53 PM »

After googling the kv2, I think they were trying to say something obvious;
The thing was ugly.

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