Can anyone translate this into English for me?

[Alex]

Just for a bit of context, the KV-2 was a WW2 Soviet tank.

[chainsaw midget]

I think my brain just hurty thinking about having reading that.

[sprite75]

Someone probably relied on a translation web site and really characteristic national assemblied (which is what some translation sites tend to translate sexual congress to in some East Asian langues) themselves in the process. 

[LilCerberus]

After googling the kv2, I think they were trying to say something obvious;
The thing was ugly.