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« on: October 04, 2008, 03:57:09 PM »



"But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 06:09:33 PM »

General Zod in his senior years.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2008, 10:16:21 PM »

One man, only one man has ever portrayed me in films correctly, that man was Jack Palance....
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 09:17:22 PM »

Damn...I crapped my pants again. 
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 09:30:27 AM »

Pictured above: One of Dr. Herbert Wests more successful experiments.
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 06:03:26 PM »

"Uh, waiter? Waiter!?"
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 06:12:00 PM »

Fidel's job at Wal-mart did not go well, due to his inveterate impulse to harrange the customers.
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2008, 09:11:34 AM »

"Excuse me, I think I might be dead"
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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2008, 04:45:48 PM »




"Who wants to pull my finger?"


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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 12:41:26 AM »

"Mr. Castro, on a scale of 1-10 how much charisma do you have?"
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 10:09:14 AM »

"I got the booger! And it's a big one!"
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 01:39:55 AM »

" OK, on the welcome to Cuba sign up there, who wrote the word RUBIK's in front of Cuba again?"

Ugh, that was weak lol
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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2020, 08:37:07 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2020, 01:48:00 PM »

Mel Brooks in "Springtime For Castro".
"And den, we gonna overthrow Batista!  Woof!"
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