Castro

[Nukie 2]

"But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

[sprite75]

General Zod in his senior years.

[sideorderofninjas]

One man, only one man has ever portrayed me in films correctly, that man was Jack Palance....

[Mr. DS]

Damn...I crapped my pants again. 

[Nukie 2]

Pictured above: One of Dr. Herbert Wests more successful experiments.

[AndyC]

"Uh, waiter? Waiter!?"

[Flangepart]

Fidel's job at Wal-mart did not go well, due to his inveterate impulse to harrange the customers.

[Psycho Circus]

"Excuse me, I think I might be dead"

[Ash]

"Who wants to pull my finger?"

[Pennywise]

"Mr. Castro, on a scale of 1-10 how much charisma do you have?"

[AndyC]

"I got the booger! And it's a big one!"

[NelsonRage]

" OK, on the welcome to Cuba sign up there, who wrote the word RUBIK's in front of Cuba again?"

Ugh, that was weak lol

[ER]

"Comrade Proctologist said to relax, but when I saw him lift his finger like this, I got out of there."

[retrorussell]

Mel Brooks in "Springtime For Castro".
"And den, we gonna overthrow Batista!  Woof!"