The Force Awakens

[ER]

I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.

[Trevor]

I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.

I wept not for Han Solo
but for Kathleen Kennedy
messing up my childhood.

[Alex]

They remade episode four.
Perhaps this plan should have stuck with?
The sequels were terrible.

[Gabriel Knight]

I actually got spoiled about the death of the character before going to the cinema. The movie was so bad that I couldn't care less, I have to admit. Luckily I had the good sense of never giving them more of my hard-earned money.

[ER]

These cretins also released the Episode I soundtrack before the film, with song 16 being "Qui-Gon's Funeral." I could've b***hslapped the whole bunch!

In fact here's a fantasy haiku:

All encased in shells
Of frozen carbonite, the
a***oles of Star Wars.

[Trevor]

These days when I wake up I say "The Force Awakens" and then later "" The force needs 5 more minutes" 😳😳😉

[RCMerchant]

I weep just because this Star Wars s**t still has a grip on virgin nerd balls.