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« on: April 14, 2023, 09:00:58 AM »

I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2023, 09:02:22 AM »

I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.


I wept not for Han Solo
but for Kathleen Kennedy
messing up my childhood.
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2023, 09:38:30 AM »

They remade episode four.
Perhaps this plan should have stuck with?
The sequels were terrible.
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2023, 08:23:56 AM »

I actually got spoiled about the death of the character before going to the cinema. The movie was so bad that I couldn't care less, I have to admit. Luckily I had the good sense of never giving them more of my hard-earned money.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2023, 04:25:29 PM »

These cretins also released the Episode I soundtrack before the film, with song 16 being "Qui-Gon's Funeral." I could've b***hslapped the whole bunch!

In fact here's a fantasy haiku:

All encased in shells
Of frozen carbonite, the
a***oles of Star Wars.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2023, 04:27:35 PM »

These days when I wake up I say "The Force Awakens" and then later "" The force needs 5 more minutes" 😳😳😉
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2023, 06:10:02 PM »

I weep just because this Star Wars s**t still has a grip on virgin nerd balls.
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