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Started by ER, April 14, 2023, 09:00:58 AM

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ER

I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Trevor

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Quote from: ER on April 14, 2023, 09:00:58 AM
I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.


I wept not for Han Solo
but for Kathleen Kennedy
messing up my childhood.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

They remade episode four.
Perhaps this plan should have stuck with?
The sequels were terrible.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Gabriel Knight

I actually got spoiled about the death of the character before going to the cinema. The movie was so bad that I couldn't care less, I have to admit. Luckily I had the good sense of never giving them more of my hard-earned money.
Check my crappy and unpopular reviews and ratings:

https://www.imdb.com/user/ur85652268/?ref_=nv_usr_prof_2

ER

These cretins also released the Episode I soundtrack before the film, with song 16 being "Qui-Gon's Funeral." I could've b***hslapped the whole bunch!

In fact here's a fantasy haiku:

All encased in shells
Of frozen carbonite, the
a***oles of Star Wars.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Trevor

These days when I wake up I say "The Force Awakens" and then later "" The force needs 5 more minutes" 😳😳😉
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

I weep just because this Star Wars s**t still has a grip on virgin nerd balls.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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pacman000

I knew I was in
For a ride when the Sith stopped
A laser midair
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