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« on: September 07, 2023, 03:11:50 AM »


Prequel streaming this October on Paramount+ only. No trailer yet. I predict it will be bad, even though Pam Grier is in it.
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2023, 08:02:48 AM »
Pam is in it? I'm there!  Thumbup

PS: Here's the trailer- and it looks good to me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pGiHwnObbQ
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2023, 04:44:08 PM »
Cool trailer!  I'll give it a watch.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2023, 10:53:19 AM »
Huh! If I see if on streaming I may give it a go. I've long thought a good story for either print or film could arise from the little King tantalized us with about the Micmac peoples and their history with the "pet sematary."
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2023, 11:01:22 AM »
19% at RT. As predicted, it sucks.
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2023, 11:13:00 AM »
^ I don't go by Rotton Tomatoes. I'll see for myself.
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2023, 11:56:43 AM »
^ looking forward to your review  Thumbup
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2023, 08:15:11 PM »
Watched it last night.  Not as good as I thought it would be; it focused less on the Micmac origins of the burial ground and more on the experience of a young Judd Crandall when a neighbor buried his son, killed in Vietnam, there, and he returned as a murderous monster.
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2023, 08:40:40 PM »
Paramount usually does test screenings for all their movies. Smile (2022) was intended for their streaming platform but scored high in test screenings so they released Smile to theaters.

I've read at another forum that Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin and Pet Sematary: Bloodlines scored very low so they dumped them on Paramount+
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2023, 02:55:35 AM »
well. i have to say that this fits the " so bad it's BAD" category for me, except for the dog makeup and the masks. sorry...
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2023, 08:48:25 AM »
I thought it was... acceptable. It's basically a whole film made out from the story Judd Cranfdall explains to the protagonist of the novel. There a re a few surprises, but it' a very modest effort.
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