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Ash

August 06, 2007, 08:03:57 AM Last Edit: August 10, 2007, 02:34:39 AM by Ash
This cat is so hideous, it deserves its own thread.

"Happy happy, Joy Joy."

indianasmith

#1
August 06, 2007, 08:25:22 AM
No no, he needs a thick German accent raised in a maniacal screech:


"TODAY DER LITTERBOX, TOMORROW DER VORLD!!!!!!!!!!!"


Good grief, that kitty cracks me up . . . someone really ought to make him a little brown hat with a Swastika on it . . . that is a Nazi cat if I have ever seen one!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

DodgingGrunge

#2
August 06, 2007, 08:28:32 AM
Hahaha.  Karma for embarrassing my cat.

Quote from: Doom Kitty
Mr. Bond, you look surprised.  Expecting some other p***y, perhaps?
++josh;

Kooshmeister

#3
August 06, 2007, 09:14:39 AM
Mr. Bigglesworth decided to do away with his incompetent owner and take over the operation himself.

Oh, and karma for DodgingGrudge for the p***y line.

Mr. DS

#4
August 06, 2007, 09:43:37 AM
That is not my tail baby...
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

VenominOhio

#5
August 06, 2007, 10:42:32 AM
after hours of internet porn, Fluffy was wiped out.

AnubisVonMojo

#6
August 06, 2007, 11:57:58 AM
I picture him as a really old and disgusting CEO for a big company calling in his new secretary one night after hours, pants around his ankles and saying "Convince me not to fire you..."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Andrew

#7
August 06, 2007, 12:06:24 PM

The best part about eating mice is their sweet, succulent souls.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Flangepart

#8
August 06, 2007, 04:22:29 PM
After the reincarnation,Hans Stavero Blofeld had the perfect disguise.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

indianasmith

#9
August 06, 2007, 06:18:41 PM
The best part about eating mice is their sweet, succulent souls.


That one made me cackle even more (after just looking at DK again got me started!!)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

asimpson2006

#10
August 06, 2007, 08:06:37 PM
Fluffy after his fall to the dark side.

Yaddo 42

#11
August 06, 2007, 09:06:17 PM
Inspector Gadget was not prepared for his face to face confrontation with the real Dr. Claw.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Torgo

#13
August 06, 2007, 10:36:09 PM
Doom Kitty rules!   :bouncegiggle:
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

DodgingGrunge

#14
August 06, 2007, 10:50:06 PM
Quote from: Torgo on August 06, 2007, 10:36:09 PM
Doom Kitty rules!   :bouncegiggle:

When people see him for the first time, the general reaction is, "OH my GOD!  What is that?"  But DK is caught between two extremes.  Either he gets shaved, in which case he looks like something of a cross between a Dr. Seuss doodle and a gremlin, or he doesn't, and looks like Jabba the Hut.  I think the former is preferable for all and sundry.  As I said before, he has really bad allergies and all that fur is hard on him.  Plus, it gets kind of hard to tell which end is which.


OK, I'll stop parading my cat before the board.  But there are zillions of other pictures, so if seeing them would make life worth living, PM me and I'll send you some.  :teddyr:
++josh;
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