The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

[Javakoala]

A lot of work obviously went into this cover. What I find really funny is Patrick kind of looks like Pat Boone in this picture. Beware of Patrick Boone. He's in a coma, yet he can kill with his high-contrast face and dodged, hand-tinted eyes.

Actually, I think he looks like Gerrit Graham.

[Nukie 2]

What's even going on here?
Is that a floating chefs hat in the background?


Grabbiest cover ever!

[retrorussell]

What's even going on here?
Is that a floating chefs hat in the background?

Yes it is!  And there's also a disembodied arm laying across the green guy's arm!

And yes, that does look like Gerrit Graham.  Years before his luminary status as Bud the CHUD.

[Time_Signature]

[AndyC]

Wow, five covers and at least three different styles of facial hair on Chuck. I don't remember him shaving off a beard one piece at a time in that movie.

[Nukie 2]

He looks kinda like David Bowie in the first one!

[Leah]

Even I hate these movies, something must be wrong here.

[Nukie 2]

It's a trilogy, yet there are two movies here?
It looks like they are having a hard time being gone in 60 seconds.

[Leah]

It's a trilogy, yet there are three movies?
It looks like they are having a hard time being gone in 60 seconds.

I Hate Gone in 60 Seconds two cuz it is really not a sequel, it's just crap put together.

[joejoeherron]

i used to own the gone in 60 seconds 2/deadline auto theft dvd. didn't care for the old footage from the original 60 seconds or the junkman reused in those movies. I still prefer The Junkman. I remember at one time (maybe still does?), The junkman held the world record for most cars destroyed in a movie.

[retrorussell]

Woman in bikini: No, giant bodyless man!  Don't shoot him!
Giant Bodyless man: Out of the way, woman!  He's gotta die!  And if my bullets don't take him down, my jet, car and speedboat will!

[lester1/2jr]

I love breaker breaker.  Probably my second favorite Norris after Lone Wolf Mcquade

[JPickettIII]

I didn't even know there was a first one!

I have the first one.  Not bad, I will try and scan it an put it up.  Funny movie.

Later,

John

[Nukie 2]

How about lame marketing!

Hey kids, if you love pizza, you'll love Munchie!
He's just so cool in his leather jacket and all...

[AndyC]

How about lame marketing!

Hey kids, if you love pizza, you'll love Munchie!
He's just so cool in his leather jacket and all...

So, does he actually ride a flying pizza like a skateboard in the movie, or is that just artistic licence?