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« on: February 05, 2024, 05:18:31 PM »
"It's like a later era Melrose Place season finale directed by Godfrey Ho"

"Imagine a typical spooky kid Japanese horror movie but set in the world of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, with numerous annoying fourth wall breaks"
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2024, 05:56:20 PM »
Ha! This thread should be fun!
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2024, 06:08:18 PM »
"the wardrobe department did a stellar job... this movie has a lot of wardrobes."
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2024, 08:46:32 PM »
Are we just making these up? 'Cause I feel like I've actually seen that Japanese Pee-Wee one!
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2024, 10:37:12 PM »
"It's like two parts 'Catcher in the Rye', one part 'Lisztomania' on 'Ludes, and served with a generous helping of 'Skarktopus'. But done seriously, you know?"
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2024, 11:00:44 PM »
EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS combines the plot consistency of HIGHLANDER 2 with the production quality of JEBEDIAH'S AXE, if both were produced by a drug-addicted used car salesman with Tourette's Syndrome.
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2024, 01:48:28 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on February 05, 2024, 11:00:44 PM
EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS combines the plot consistency of HIGHLANDER 2 with the production quality of JEBEDIAH'S AXE, if both were produced by a drug-addicted used car salesman with Tourette's Syndrome.

Oy 😳😆😄😅🤣🤣🐢
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2024, 02:59:37 AM »
"This film is clearly the work of a director who watched all the Police Academy movies and decided the main problem was that they were way too realistic."
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2024, 06:56:09 AM »
The Thunderbox

A South African with tummy troubles causes havoc in his area by misusing an outside toilet 😳😉🐢
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2024, 10:18:41 AM »
"This is exactly the kind of movie Jim Henson would have made, if Jim Henson was a deranged crack-freak."
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2024, 02:47:47 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw midget on February 06, 2024, 10:18:41 AM
"This is exactly the kind of movie Jim Henson would have made, if Jim Henson was a deranged crack-freak."

Sounds like Meet the Feebles.  Thumbup
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2024, 05:22:38 PM »
Due to it's sexual innuendo mainly, "Three's Company" was huge in Italy. This buddy cop comedy featuring a cop with two female partners isn't funny though and makes no sense: no police department has an arrangement like this and why would they? The women are quite beautiful, though.
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2024, 02:40:42 PM »
Test Tickles: The Ying and Yang of the Squeeze.

The plot is too thick and curly to make any sense of it at all 😳😉
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2024, 05:42:50 PM »
A movie about having killed the unkillable!!! TeddyR
And it was a houseplant.... Lookingup
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2024, 08:02:33 PM »
It's the kind of movie that you get a sense of the filmmaker's intent but a whole lot more of what they didn't intend.
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