Harrison ford: You are walking through the desert.
Me: What desert?
Harrison ford: Ghobi, Sahara, it doesn't matter.
Me: What am I doing there?
Harrison ford: Maybe you want to be alone, or you like the sense of isolation.
Me: Alright.
Harrison ford: You see a script for "A Hollywood Homicide 2" lying in the dust.
Me: What's a script?
Harrison ford: It's a... like a theatre play, just for movies.
Me: I never go to the theatre. But I do understand.
Harrison ford: Would you pick the script?
Me: Yes.
Harrison ford: Noted. (Calls his agent)
BTW, did you enjoy the first "Hollywood Homicide"?
Me: I'll tell you about "A Hollywood Homicide".
Gunshots follow. A lot of them.
Important: Since this thread is about the original, voice-overed and studio altered version of "Blade Runner", and not about the ultimate, final, this time is for real, uncut, director's cut, no answers including unicorns will be considered acceptable.
And, as I did, full Voight Kampf sessions are allowed.