Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #885 on: January 30, 2019, 01:51:53 PM » |
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I had a job installing computers in Unitarian churches, but there was no profit in it.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Trevor
Uncle Zombie and Eminent Poo Person
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« Reply #886 on: January 31, 2019, 06:15:33 AM » |
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The restaurant on the Moon: great food but no atmosphere
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart To stand me by, underneath the African sky A Great Heart to stand me by.
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Alex
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« Reply #887 on: January 31, 2019, 07:11:22 AM » |
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I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Alex
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« Reply #888 on: January 31, 2019, 07:12:24 AM » |
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You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
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Alex
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« Reply #889 on: February 04, 2019, 02:08:37 AM » |
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What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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« Reply #890 on: February 04, 2019, 02:09:40 AM » |
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Can you name some advantages of living in Switzerland?
Well the flag is a big plus.
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Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #891 on: February 04, 2019, 02:13:13 AM » |
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You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
Damon Knight did this in his story "Eripmav".
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #892 on: February 05, 2019, 09:23:23 PM » |
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Masochist to sadist: "HURT ME!" Sadist to masochist: "NO!"
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #893 on: February 06, 2019, 12:54:32 AM » |
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What if slugs are just snails who have been thru a divorce? "Yeah, I kept the golf clubs but she got the house!"
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Alex
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« Reply #894 on: February 09, 2019, 05:41:36 PM » |
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Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of? A: Tell me. Q: The trap-azoid.
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Bushma
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #895 on: February 09, 2019, 05:56:33 PM » |
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I was at Starbucks today and there was a cute girl in her mid 20s ahead of me in line. I started a conversation and said "Most people have given up on their new years resolutions by this point. What's your resolution?" She looked at me and said "f**k You". I hope she hasn't given up yet, because I'm willing to help.
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This is my awesome signature. Jealous?
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #896 on: February 09, 2019, 09:19:12 PM » |
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So if a dairy cow fails to produce, is she a milk dud or an udder failure?
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Alex
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« Reply #897 on: February 10, 2019, 04:17:11 AM » |
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Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."
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« Reply #898 on: February 10, 2019, 04:17:45 AM » |
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in..
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Svengoolie 3
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #899 on: February 10, 2019, 04:32:44 AM » |
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Confuscious say man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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