Oi have fallun undah thuh influenza of Satoris and his crazy bunch of cultists afterrrr being exposed to the horrors of
The Final Sacrifice this past weekend. Satoris has now been shot in the backside and gotten all burnt up over that, my review is under way and Trevor has been restored to his family here.
Bugger that cardboard city that comes up from nowhere at the end: I actually enjoyed this film and people who loathe it have to be reminded that it was essentially a student film that was fortunate to be released in some form.
Whether we were fortunate to be exposed to it at all is another matter entirely.