Britney Spears video of her dancing with knives prompts police wellness check

[claws]

Why was Brittany dancing with knives?
Spears has clarified that the knives are props, and she just wanted to try out some of Shakira's moves. (It's traditional in multiple cultures to dance with knives.) “No one needs to worry or call the police,” Spears wrote.

[ER]

Didn't her parents teach her anything?

Don't play with matches.

Don't take candy from strangers.

Don't marry O.J.

And don't dance with knives.

[FatFreddysCat]

Look at her eyes. There's nobody home in there.

[claws]

Stab me, baby, one more time.

[ER]

I heard she is about to release a tell-all autobio. 

[chainsaw midget]

What kind of world is it where you can't dance with knives and without pants in your own home without people calling the cops.

[javakoala]

Gee, I had two undeserved wellness checks while working for the VA thanks to jackass coworkers, and I didn't get to dance with knives in either case. I feel cheated.

I did find it interesting that both times, the cops had their hands on their firearms and never took them off in spite of both of my hands being clearly visible during the entire conversations. And they lingered outside my closed door after they said goodbye and acted like they were leaving...by backing away.

Yeah, don't miss working at the VA and don't have much faith in most cops any more.